The FBI raided Raffey Follieri's Trump Tower apartment and took a tons of stuff including Anne Hathaway's private diaries. Rush & Molloy reports that they also seized a bunch of personal photos of Raffey with Anne, Pope John Paul II, Bill Clinton, Cindy McCain and other hos.
The FBI hope Anne's diaries and the other stuff can help build their case against Raffey. Raffey was charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering for pretending to be the CFO of the Vatican in order to do a bunch of hood rat stuff.
Raffey is still in jail and Anne wants nothing to do with him. She's changed all her phone numbers and hasn't spoken to him since she dumped him days before his arrest.
There's probably nothing major in those diaries.
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TYRA IN WAX ... #2....
What are the hos at Madam Tussauds trying to do? TyTy Babyalready has one of these creepy things in DC and now she has another one in NYC! They didn't do TyTy any favors with this new wax statute. It's not even smiling with its eyes...
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WOAH EFFRON... HE'S ONE MOTORBOATIN' SOB...
Zac Efron is burying his face between Vanessa's breasts. Sooo despite those rumors that he bats for the other team... he is full on showin some PDA with Vanessa...
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GEORGE MICHAEL ON GMA...
GMA aired the second part of their George Michael interview this morning. Michael talked about living in Texas, his boyfriend Kenny Goss, and the future of his music. He also talked about his female fan base:
"What is it about me that women seem to ignore the fact that I'm gay? I think women really get the feeling that I understand them. And I grew up with two sisters. I went out with women when I was younger. I do understand them, unfortunately. And I write from the heart. I write from the place where most straight men are really a little too - there's a little too much pride going on to write. And then it's a pride that's built into us as men."
And the possibility of having kids with the boyfriend who "saved his life," Kenny Goss:
"I've lived such a ridiculously free life. I think I'd be a responsible but miserable parent. I think once I decided to have a child it would have to be the most important thing in my life, and it would make me very miserable at this stage because I'm 45, and I'm very spoiled. I do look at the future and think - because I don't have nieces and nephews, because that's when parents get their reward - that's what keeps them going, that's what keeps them alive."
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BRIT GOOD THEN BACK TO BAD...
Briney Spears last Saturday night on the left, the very next day on the right. What's with her?
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COULD IT BE!?!?! I WILL READ THIS BOOK!!!
File this under: Screech, you make my dreams come true! NY Mag's Vulture reports that Dustin Diamond is writing a "Saved by the Bell" tell-all called "Behind the Bell."
Screech and his ghostwriter, Alan Goldsher, plan to fill the book with stories about "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying." And he's just talking about Mr. Belding in that description.
Dustin played Screech for 13 years. He also had a sex tape and almost lost his house. He later confessed to lying about the "losing his house" thing.
Seriously, I don't really like reading books, but I can't wait to read this!!! I hope Screech devotes an entire chapter to A.C. Slater and Zach Morris' private "workout sessions."
In the infamous words of Jesse Spano: "I'm so excited...I'm so excited....I'm sooo....scared."
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NOT REALLY HUGE NEWS...
In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
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HOLY PSYCHO FAMILY MEMBERS BATMAN... OH YEAH AND PETA HATES HIM TOO...
It's Day 3 (or 4) of the Batman Brawl, and now it's been claimed that the family fight was over cash money. The Sun reports that his mommy and sissy asked for $200,000 to help raise his sissy's three kiddies. Christian doesn't have the best relationship with his mommy or sissy, so this came out of nowhere. When Christian turned them down, the two ladies went crazy.
Okay, as I'm writing this up, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda are talking about this same story on "Today." Kathie just said, "She apparently asked for a $200,000 loan. I would throw my mother down the steps if she did that. I'm only kidding!" No, she's not. And you know her mother is lying in a hospital bed with a broken leg, screaming, "No, she's not kidding!!!"
Anyway, the fight got even more heated when Christian's mommy started insulting his wife. His mommy and sissy claimed he pushed and shoved at them. TMZ reports that a few tabloids have offered mommy and sissy a ton of cash for their story. It's just a matter of time before we see their sad faces on the cover of every tabloid with the headline, "I love my son! Why did he hurt me?"
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In what should come as a shock to absolutely no one, PETA announced that it is upset with The Dark Knight because of a short scene in which Batman beats a few dogs in self-defense. PETA obviously has nothing better to complain about.
But to really show Batman the error of his ways, the animal rights organization removed him from its list of Top 10 Animal-Friendly Superheroes. Ouch. There's also some great lines in the rant: "They didn't need to make Batman into a dogphobic man!" True poetry. Then PETA asks, "Doesn't the man with the James Bond gadgets know anything about peanut butter treats and deflecting devices?"
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OOOHHHHH A PUBLIC STATEMENT!?!?!
After nearly five days without her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan just couldn't hold back. When Samantha Ronson, arrived on the LA set of Lindsay's movie Labor Pains on July 10, Lindsay rushed toward her, not caring who saw. As they headed off set, the couple - who in the past have gone out of their way to hide their physical affection - tenderly brushed hands.
The moment wasn't lost on anyone around them. "It looked like a really big deal for Lindsay," an onlooker tells Life & Style. "She knew people would see her and Sam and know they were together. It looked like she knew it was time."
While most of Hollywood's wondering if the relationship is an act, Lindsay's inner circle believes it's the real deal. "Everyone knows they're together and in love," says a pal of Lindsay's.
But while Lindsay - who has publicly battled issues with men, drugs and alcohol - seems to have finally found peace with Sam, her heart is still breaking. The reason: Lindsay's family hasn't accepted her new relationship. Despite the couple's obvious attraction, Lindsay's mom, Dina, told Life & Style at a recent NYC event that the two girls are merely "very good friends."
Despite her parents' reaction to her relationship, Lindsay is determined to make things with Sam work - and when Sam recently presented her with a $22,000 Cartier ring as a symbol of their commitment, Lindsay happily accepted it.
For more on Lindsay and Sam's complicated relationship, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now
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SIENNA SUING OVER THESE PICS...
Sienna Millerhas filed a lawsuit against Big Pictures, The Sun and The News of the World for publishing pictures of her with her boobies out in the open. The lawsuit, filed today in London, claims her privacy was violated.She's not too swift in the brains department. If you don't want anyone to see you cavorting around topless with your married boyfriend, then get a room.
Sienna has a history of suing peeps over nude photos. This past December, The Sun and TNOTW paid her skanky **** almost $80,000 for publishing nudies of her.
It's hard to look away from this video it's awesome!!! It's like a scary,... sexy... amazing movie... LOVE IT!!!
R.I.P. MY FAVORITE GOLDEN GIRL...
knew this day was coming, but that doesn't make it any easier. Estelle Getty passed away yesterday morning at her home in Los Angeles. She was 84. Estelle was surrounded by her family and friends when she went away. She suffered from Lewy Body Dementia for years.
I will miss her and I'm not just saying that! I mean it. If I knew how to cry, I would shed a million tears. I'll quietly eat a piece cheesecake instead. It's what Sophia would have wanted.
Rest in peace, Estelle.....
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BATMAN ARRESTED...
Christian Bale has been released from jail after being questioned by police for more than four hours. Batman bailed out, but he has to return in September for more fun. Christian was arrested Monday morning after his mommy and sissy filed an assault claim against him.
TMZ reports that Christian might have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mom. Apparently, in England there is such thing as Class 4 and 5 verbal assault. Class 4 is verbal assault with "an intent to cause alarm."
UPDATE: Christian's spokesbitch released this statement to People: "Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
Last month, a group of dumb dumbs from the Greek island filed a lawsuit against a gay group for using the word "lesbian" to describe gay women. The islanders felt that they are the only true Lesbians, so they are the only ones who should be allowed to use the name. They also argued that using the word to describe scissor sisters insulted their identity.
A Greek court threw out the lawsuit and said the word "did not define the identity of the residents of the island, and so it could be validly used by gay groups in Greece and abroad." The court also ordered the dumb Lesbians to pay 230 Euros in court fees.
A lawyer for the Gay and Lesbian Union of Greece said, "This is a good decision for lesbians everywhere. A court in Athens could not stop people around the world from using it. It was ridiculous."
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CHARLIE VS. DENISE ROUND 234309847390473
Warring exes Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's bitter custody battle returned to the courthouse on Monday as the former couple disputed home video footage the actress claims proves the actor is a bad dad.
Richards' lawyer Neal Hersh called the emergency hearing in Los Angeles to review "serious issues" in the actor's home that could be damaging to the couple's kids.
Hersh handed over a videotape of their two daughters, which shows them behaving in an alarming way - according to Richards. Neither party has divulged exactly what the video footage shows.
After consulting two expert witnesses, the judge dismissed Richards' request to alter her current custody arrangement with her ex. Sheen is now claiming victory.
Outside court Sheen's attorney said, "Charlie is thrilled with the results."
In a later statement, Wender added, "She (Richards) lost for the second time in seeking to change any of the custodial arrangements that currently exist for Charlie Sheen and the children."
But former Bond girl Richards, who attended the hearing, believes she came out on top in the latest of a long line of court battles between the bitter pair, who split in 2006.
Her lawyer, Hersh, says, "Denise could not be happier with the order. She fully intends to support these orders and only hopes that Charlie will support those orders and follow them."
Sheen was not in court for Monday's hearing.
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OMAROSA IS SOOOOO STRONG... WARNING: GIRL FIGHT!!!!
Why are dumb peeps still giving OmaGROSSA a platform for her fake foolishness? Wendy Williams had Omarosa on her talk show yesterday, and **** got heated right away.
OmaGROSSA was on to promote her book, "The Bitch Switch," and soon after sitting on the couch, she told Wendy she "would not be disrespected." Wendy responded by saying, "This is not the time for you to look for your moment." Wendy then reached for Oma's fugly book to show it to the cameras, but Oma snatched it out of her hands and said, "I'll hold my own book!"
The interview went on with Wendy calling Oma "a stereotypical black woman," and Oma telling Wendy that she looks like she had a nose job and that her wig is busted.
Wendy later told the Associated Press, "Omarosa wished her career was my career. Omarosa is a delusional, D-list, pathetic woman." OmaGROSSA is so hard to watch. I don't know why Wendy didn't grab that book and beat the smugness off of her face. Here's the clip of Wendy and OmaGROSSA from yesterday's show.
OOOOHHHH GEEEEZ THIS IS ALL THE TROOPS NEED...
If this isn't a sign that the troops need to come home then I don't know what is. Heidi Montag said that she's going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. You know, because they haven't been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi.
She told Extra (via People), "My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It's very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there." Heidi's stepbrother, who fought in Iraq, passed away last March after he fell off a roof in Colorado.
Spencer said that John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, "I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she's going to put that together for us."
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KHLOE IS SOOO DRAMATIC
Khloe Kardashian wasn't even in jail for 3-hours, but she still spoke to Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show on Monday to talk about her life on the inside. She's such a ****ing hardened criminal.
She said that as soon as she got to Lynwood, the drama started, "There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.""
They lied to her, because they are afraid of her. They knew that if they pissed her off, she would destroy that prison with just a few punches and kicks. She forgot to mention that when they told her they were letting her go, they also said, "Please don't hurt me. I have a family. Pleeeease! Pleeease. Mercy!"
Wait, maybe the bomb threat they were talking about is Kim Kardashian. She was in the area and if she farts, dozens of people could be injured.
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BRITNEY IS NOT AN ATM!!!
Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called "ATM" about all her family members. According to the Mirror, the lyrics for "AMT" go: "Hey Mama, I know it's my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I'm too good for ‘em."
Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called "Already Bad." The lyrics go, "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad." Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit's next album.
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LANCE BASS THE HOMEWRECKER!?!
Lance Bass is the gay Sienna Miller because he's doing sexy times with a married man! Homewreker! Well, not really. Lance's new piece, personal trainer Sebastian Leal, reportedly married Jessica Gannon 9 years ago and never divorced even though they broke up 3 years ago. Sebastian was raised in Brazil and Jessica is an American. Green card marriage!
Jessica told Page Six that they split due to "irreconcilable differences." The differences being that they both like men. Jessica went on to say, "We continue to love each other. He was, is and always will be my best friend." Blah...blah... Whatever you say Andie McDowell.
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DELAYED REACTION?? THEIR WRITING TOP GUN 2???
Movie bosses want to bring Top Gun back to the big screen, but only if Tom Cruise says yes according to The Sun.
A script outline has been written, but the sequel depends on Cruise, 46, saying yes. An insider said: "The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot."
I think if they did this movie 10 years ago, it could have been a hit. But, what's with the delayed reaction!?!?!
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KFED... THE DIVA...
Kevin Federline is going to have a lot more time to spend with his sons. Britney's ex was supposed to head to Broadway in September to play three bit roles in the musical Legally Blonde. Instead he's been dumped because of his demands, and there's now a casting call to fill his parts. Federline was set to move to New York with his boys while he worked on the show, but will have to stay put in LA instead:
"The producers gave Kevin his walking papers," an insider tells Star. "Kevin was acting like a Broadway diva, and he hasn't even stepped onto the stage yet!"
An emergency casting call has been sent out to fill Kevin's trio of roles, including a dim-witted UPS delivery man, the insider adds. Until recently, Kevin had been planning on taking sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to live in NYC in September while he worked on the Tony-nominated musical adaptation.
[From Star Magazine, print edition, July 28, 2008]
Given the lack of details, it's possible all that Star knows is that Kevin's roles are now open in the show, and maybe his Broadway gig didn't work out for another reason. I can believe that he wanted special treatment, though. He gets paid tens of thousands to show up at one party in Vegas and it must have been a pay cut for him to go to Broadway.
Kevin may have proven to be the more responsible party during his divorce from Britney, but we called him a d-bag when he was with her for good reason. This is the guy who bragged about having expensive watches and nearly 100 pairs of sneakers right before Britney surprised him with divorce papers. He made a piss poor attempt at rapping and kept defending himself, saying his fame as Britney's husband was holding him back. He hasn't morphed into a great guy overnight. He's also making $20,000 a month from Britney in child support and doesn't need to do much work at all to support himself. K-Fed is not about to go to Broadway and work his **** off like everyone else because in his mind there's no point.
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TRYIN' FOR A BABY
"We're trying to get pregnan. It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does."
-- Jerry O'Connell talking about having a child with Rebecca Romijn
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JENNIFER GARNER PREGNANT AGAIN?
Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner's co-star on Alias, accidentally let slip that Jennifer is pregnant for the second time. Us Weekly reports:
"Yes, she is," Garber, who currently stars on ABC's Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.
A source adds, "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."
A while ago, before the pregnancy rumors, people were speculating these two were on the verge of a break up, citing that they haven't been pictured together for a while. This sort of kills that rumor. Unless Ben does what I do: changes his identity, grows a mustache, moves across state lines and kills a hooker. Wait, scratch that last part. That's not really necessary. ...Or is it?
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WHERE WAS WINO?
Blake Fielder-Whatever was just sentenced to 27 months in the chokey and Wino was not there to scream "Blaaaake!!!" It's not official until Wino screams Blaaaake! Somebody wake that crackie up from her crack coma and let her know! I'm so disappointed in her. I was hoping she would deliver an epic junkie trantrum in court.
The judge handed down the sentence in court today and said Blaaake has behaved in a "gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful' way." Blaaake admitted to beating down a ho and then offering the dude $400,000 to keep quiet about it.
If Blaaake behaves in the chokey he could be out in about 4 months. He's already served 9 months. Earlier, Blaaake told the court to please let him free so that he could become a role model for Wino. The judge should have sentenced him to the looney bin for making that crackhead statement. That's like saying Jacko is a great role model for R. Kelly.
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DIDDY RAMBLES ON YOUTUBE AGAIN...
Am I the only one who watched this and was left thinking Diddy... stop talking... sheesh!?!?!
Jenny Aniston drops $20,000 a month on beauty treatments to maintain her looks. Don't laugh! A source told The National Enquirer that ever since she started doing John Mayer, she's been overspending on her appearance.
A friend claims Jenny gets private yoga lessons 3 times a week, employs a completely organic private chef and gets anti-cellulite treatments once a month. The friend said, "Jen is doing whatever it takes to hold back time - short of plastic surgery. Jen is insecure about her legs, so she goes for anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments twice a month. They cost $1,000 a session, but Jen swears that the sculpting keeps her skin supple and smooth. She calls the treatments 'necessary tune-ups."
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MADONNA WANTS BRIT AND JT ON STAGE TOGETHER!!!
The Queen Of Pop has turned Madgemaker and wants them to join forces as the grand finale of her Sticky & Sweet jaunt.
Britney has already filmed a sexy cameo for Madge's tour, to be beamed on to a giant screen as a stage backdrop.
Filmed in a lift, one scene shows a toned Brit looking hot and sweaty in a clinging white vest.
Madge has also asked the Toxic star to make a surprise appearance in person at some shows.
And she is desperate to get JT on stage too.
Justin was heavily involved in the recording of Madge album Hard Candy and she wants him to perform one of their duets from the CD.
Madge's dream is to shock the world with JT and Britney - whose four-year relationship ended in 2002 - appearing on the same stage at her final US date in Miami in November.
A source revealed: "Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect.
"They have both been asked but I think both are a bit reluctant. Britney would find it all a bit emotional and JT might not fancy it.
"More likely is that they both appear on different dates.
"But if anyone can make this happen it's Madonna."
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REGGIE WANTS KIM TO LOSE SOME JUNK IN THE TRUNK...
Kim Kardashian is significantly more famous for her bum than her face. And that can't feel good. Okay that was unnecessarily mean. Kim's face is quite lovely. But her bum is epic, and there's no getting around that. Apparently the woman who made J-Lo look like she had a washboard bum has a boyfriend that isn't so pleased with the look. "Sources" tell Page Six that Reggie Bush is pushing Kim to work out a ton - to help reduce some of the stack on her back.
Kim Kardashian became famous for her bodacious booty - but her man wants to trim some of the junk in her trunk.
A source tells Page Six that Kardashian, who will wrestle Carmen Electra in the new flick "Disaster Movie," has been working out extra hard these days at the request of her boyfriend, New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush.
"He's been pushing her to work out hard," said our source. Sunday, Kardashian was overheard telling a friend at the opening of FUSE nightclub in Nashville that Bush made her run the dunes at Manhattan Beach in California.
So did HoHan catch SamRo's air kiss or did she just let it linger? Because if you don't catch air kisses, they will find someone to land on.
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MENA IS MARRYING THIS GUY!!!
Mena Suvari is officially engaged to music producer/concert promoter Simone Sestito. He proposed while on vacation in Jamaica. Congrats!
"They're taking their time planning the wedding," says a source close to the actress. They are in no hurry to marry.
Mena and Simone met last year during the Toronto International Film Festival.
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IT'S OFFICIAL THE MOLE IS GONE!!!
An unairbrushed photo of Sarah Jessica Parker, 43, emerged at the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium in New York on Tuesday, in which her beauty mark is noticeably missing, the Huffington Post reported Wednesday.
"It's true. She did have it done," a friend of Parker tells Usmagazine.com. "There was no reason for it, it wasn't because she didn't like her mole, and it wasn't because of any medical reason, it was simply because she was in the mood to have it removed. That's all."
The Huffington Post pointed out that The New York Observer's Rex Reed made a cruel remark about Parker's mole in his harsh review of Sex and the City: The Movie.
"There's nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker, that couldn't be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up, and in the full-length movie version of Sex and the City it's so distracting you can't concentrate on anything else," Reed wrote. "It's not a beauty mark. I guess you can't tell a co-producer anything, but listen up, girl. At this point, you would make a wonderful Halloween witch."
The Daily Mail thinks Sara Jessica Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that **** up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?!
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WOW ANDY **** IS A MESS!!!
Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy ****, was arrested at 2am this morning in Murrieta, CA on drug possession and sexual battery. The po-po arrested him at a parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. According to the Press Enterprise, Andy is still in the clink and his bail has been set at $5,000. They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
TMZ reports that the cops responded to call of some bitch pissing in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found Andy in a van. He was busted for allegedly touching the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. Cops found weed and Xanax in the pockets of his pants.
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IS PARIS WANTING TO CHEAT ON BENJI!?!
Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.
The Manchester United striker - currently in LA on an undisclosed business trip - arrived at trendy hotspot Villa in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
A source said: 'Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table.
'At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.
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BRITNEY'S NEW WEAVE... LOOKIN' GOOD
Click here to see the first set of photos from Brit's shoot in an elevator for Madonna's new tour!!! You know Madonna was like... "you best be getting that nasty weave fixed if you're mug is showin' up on my stage!" I have to admit whatever it was that made Brit fix the hair... its working... she looks good!!!
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SOOOOOOO IN LOOOOOVE
"The Bachelor" has picked the wrong woman. Last season's hunk, Londoner Matt Grant, picked Lorenzo Lamas' blond, bobbleheaded daughter, Shayne , as his bride to be. After Grant moved to LA to be near his honey, Lamas, a wannabe actress, set up several photo shoots for paparazzi on a California beach. But photographers were nowhere to be found last Tuesday when she hooked up with Las Vegas media magnate Justin Weneger at Blush in the Wynn. "Matt has no idea," said our source. "She hasn't dumped him yet." A rep for the couple didn't return calls, and a rep for the show declined to comment.
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REX!?!?! THEY WERE GONNA NAME HIM REX???
As you know, Brangie named one of those chosen twins, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt. A source told Rush & Molloy that they were this close to naming him "Rex." Six weeks ago, they ordered a play mat from plainmary.com with the name "Rex Leon Jolie Pitt" embroidered on it. They recently ordered a new play mat with the Messiah's new name on it.
Brangie wanted a boy's name ending with the letter x to go with their other boy's names. That means when they have a fourth son (which they will), they will name him Chex, Mex, Sex, Tex, Hax, Lax, Bux, Sux or Lox. I can do that all day. Max, Tax, Sax....
In other Golden Twins news, the bidding war for the first pictures is heating up. The newspaper in Nice, France claims they made a deal for $11 million. But some reports claim the battle continues and the pictures will most likely get around $15 to $20 million.
The magazine who wins will not only have to sell all their first borns to pay for the pictures, but they will also have to spend more dough to pay scientists to invent special cameras. There's no way these special twins can be photographed with just a regular camera. Their greatness will break lenses.
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JESSICA ANDBABY HONOR ON THE COVER OF OK!
OK! Magazine says "Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren" first of all, I had nooooo idea they got married!?!?! When was this?! Or is that just a lil' misprint??? Any who... apparently Jess had the most peaceful birthing ever...
"I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing." Here, the proud pair open their door exclusively to OK!, introducing the adorable Honor Marie Warren. "It hasn't totally sunk in," Jessica reveals to OK!. "She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she's connected to the other world, or something. There's no other way to explain it. It's a miracle."
The "other world?"
The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. "The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused." Jessica, who tells OK! she ate "a lot of soul food" in the weeks following Honor's birth, says she's just now starting to shed the pregnancy pounds.
"I started working out last Thursday, but for 20 minutes. I do cardio on my own. I'm doing it slow," she says. "Now I'm starting to eat more healthy. Because after working out, having fried chicken and mashed potatoes is a little counteractive."
So who does Honor look more like?
"She looks like a girl version of me," Cash says. "She has my nose, my eyebrows and my..."
"Forehead and dimples," Jessica finishes, adding, "She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears."
"Maybe Honor is a mixture," Cash reconsiders. "I want her to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica, I'd kill myself!"
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I HATE THIS SONG... WHY!?!?!
The epidemic continues! Dumb peeps that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that this morning on KIIS-FM in LA.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: It's realllly bad....
Why Heidi Montag was allowed to "create" a fall collection for her Heidiwood line is beyond us, especially considering this series is even worse than the last, a feat we once thought impossible. Not only are the clothes uninspired and cheaply made, but each outfit has the dumbest name imaginable (see "Hoodiewood"). And evidently the only pants in her collection are those awful "black skinnies," which says a lot about the variety in her line.
And if you weren't totally convinced that this is the worst collection in the history of clothing, here's the description of one of her outfits, creatively titled "Signature Required": "All you need is Heidi's signature for your VIP entrance...in this black denim jacket and overdyed black skinnies." If there is indeed a club that required Heidi's signature for admission, we don't want to be on the guest list. Ever.
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EVA MENDES USED TO BE HARD CORE...
Eva Mendes had just finished filming Training Day and felt the need to carry a knife for safety reasons. The crime drama featured Eva nude and received a large amount of attention. She told Interview Magazine that at the time carrying the blade made her feel empowered. Upon reflection after seven years since her nude scene in the film, she now feels "stupid" for carrying it.
That was my controversial stage where I'd just started acting. I went through my little Angelina Jolie phase, like I was really tough. I had just come out in Training Day and I was nude in it, so I was getting a certain kind of attention.
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During her "Angelina Jolie" phase and carrying weaponry she also packed alternative protection. The knife was a last resort in case of an emergency.
And I did carry a little blade. My God, with obviously no intention to ever use it. I had Mace as well. But the blade sounded cooler in interviews. I was young and stupid.
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ANNA FARIS IS HEF'S NEW HONORARY 4H GIRLFRIEND!!!
Anna Faris stars in the upcoming "The House Bunny" (which features the men's magazine mogul and his three busty blondes), and has since been spending quite a bit of time at the iconic Playboy Mansion.
"I was just there yesterday. Hef has been an incredible support system; it's thrilling to see him act," Faris SAID last week, adding that she's been made a real-life honorary girlfriend. The bubbly blonde also told us to keep our eyes out for the September issue of Playboy (no confirmation that it is a centerfold), and although Anna sweated it out to be picture-perfect for the part, being a girlfriend didn't involve too much mental stress.
"I did very little to emotionally prepare - I worked out, got hair extensions and bought lots of padded bras," she said. But speaking of Hef and his girlfriends, it seems things weren't quite so sunny at the annual Fourth of July bash at the mansion on Friday. According to some partygoers, there was a bit of a tiff among the girls and Kendra wasn't speaking to Holly or Bridget.
"They didn't even exchange glances," an eyewitness said. "I don't know what happened, but Kendra made sure to keep her distance." It has been speculated for quite some time that 23-year-old Wilkinson is getting ready to fly the coop, having been busy focusing on building her own brand-name independent of the "Girls Next Door."
Only time will tell, but last time we spoke to Hef, himself, just a few weeks ago, he said that it's quite amazing they've all been together for this long. "Girls will be girls, and there are moments where they will disagree," he said. "The amazing thing, quite frankly, is that we're all together after six years."
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EVA LONGORIA GOT THE KATIE HOLMES HAIR
What do you think!?!?!
KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOING TO JAIL!!!
Unfortunately, it's not Kim Kardashian, it's her younger sister Khloe. Although, they really should do a DNA test on Khloe, because methinks she's Chyna's long-lost secret daughter. Look at that hunk! She could bench press a single family home.
TMZ reports that Khloe Kardashian will report to jail this Friday for violating her probation. Last March, Khloe got a DUI and was put on probation. She was also sentenced to community service and a booze education program. Khloe didn't complete either of those things, so the judge sentenced her to 30 days in the clink.
Kim Kardashian has already taken to her blog and wrote, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!"
First of all, Khloe will probably serve a quick minute. Second of all, if she has to serve more than a quick minute, she'll still do fine in jail. She was built for prison! Some of us are too fragile, dainty and innocent for that, but Khloe looks like she could knock a biaaatch out with just a flick from one finger.
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WINO... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
The Wino better be careful. If daddy catches her smoking, she'll be back on restriction and will probably lose her crack smoking privileges. It's a good thing daddy is in the hospital or she would be in real trouble. He would talk about this to press for days.
Yeah, Mitch Wino collapsed last week due to stress and now he's in the hospital. The docs told him to relax and focus on himself. Wino also told him to not worry about her and to go away for a bit. Uh huh. Of course she's going to say that. When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
Mitch told The Sun, "I'm awaiting the results of tests. I'm going away for a few days and we will see what happens after that." Even though he's laid up in the hospital, he's still talking to the press?!
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J.LO DOESN'T LET HER BABIES WEAR ANYTHING TWICE!!!
JLo doesn't let her twinsies wear anything twice. A source claims that JLo donated some dresses to a charity and also offered them some of her twins' clothes. The source said, "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each."
That source got it all wrong. JLo really said that her twins only have one outfit, but if the charity would pay enough for them, she'd gladly give em up. Babies don't need to wear clothes. She'll just wrap them up in one of her gorilla furs.
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THEY REJECTED MILLIONS FOR THEIR BABY PICS
You might not see Nicole Kidman's baby for a while. Nicky and Frosty Urban aren't members of the Baby Whorin' Club just yet. They have reportedly turned down several multi-million dollar offers for the exclusive rights to Sunday Rose's first pictures.
A source said, "They don't think it's appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about (it) - if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realize there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that. Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot - Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now."
I personally can respect this... its about time celebs don't use their babies as a paycheck... don't get me wrong... when I have kids... I would sell pictures of them if I could too... but, good for them... very honorable.
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KATIE PRICE WANTS ANOTHER BABY!!!
Katie Price was so moved after watching a BBC documentary about disabled orphans in Bulgaria that she wants to adopt one. Kate told The Sun, "We want to be able to help a child to have a better life. The program moved me to tears. So many babies who are born with disabilities find it hard to find adoptive parents - no one wants them. So Pete and I have been to see a lawyer about adopting a baby from abroad."
I love how Katie tells the press instead of going out and just doing it. I'm sure before she visited her lawyers, she visited the magazines first to see how much cash she could get for the exclusive pictures. Harvey is not amused by any of this.
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DOOOOOONNEEEEEE!!
Sarah Silverman is no longer with Jimmy Kimmel. The two have broken up after 5 years of being chained to each other. And I thought they were going to last forever! Who the hell is going to date them now?
Jimmy's spokesbitch told People, "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment." Wha?! Not even a joke. What the hell kind of break-up statement is that? They should have at least made a crack that they broke up because Jimmy can't stop pooping the bed or because Sarah really did **** Matt Damon.
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REESE TOTALLY RULES ON JAKE...
For Hollywood "it" couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, domestic bliss is simple, as long as they follow the rules. Reese's rules, that is. According to Star magazine, before Jake moved into Reese's $5 million L.A. home last month, the "Legally Blonde" star laid down the law.
"Reese believes in wide-open communication, and she discussed at length with him what is best for her household," an insider revealed. "Some of (the things she insists on) are run-of-the-mill. He has to take off his shoes when he's in the house; trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full; and no feet on the coffee table."
Then there are rules catered to providing an appropriate environment for Reese's children, 8-year-old Ava and 4-year-old Deacon. For instance, Jake has to leave his potty mouth at the door. "Jake used to swear like a sailor, but not anymore," the source told Star. "If he does, he has to apologize."
Reese's system for success is also said to include daily discussions around the dinner table and consultations with each other before making plans for dinner, home décor or even yoga sessions. As for Jake, the insider says he's had his fill of the single life and couldn't be happier with his new, orderly home life.
"He'd much rather stay home, make popcorn and watch a movie than step foot in a club," the insider assured. "So when he was looking for a girlfriend, he looked for someone who was past all that - and he found her in Reese."
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WHO IS THIS!?!?!
I had to stare at this picture in awwww for like a good ten minutes... literally just staring and not believing my eyes... It's Joey "WOAH" Lawrence... and I know he's had the shaved head thing for a good minute now... that's not what my eyes can not believe... what the crap is he wearing??? Shopping in the wife's closet??? This is not ok... from the cleavage bearing v-neck to the tan bandana around his wrist...
