GUY ROLLS SOLO BUT TALKS ABOUT MADGE
Guy Ritchie is a sexy beast. And he was a solo sexy beast yesterday at Comic-Con promoting RocknRolla with cast members including bloaty Gerry and the Piv. Guy also took the time to make assurances that his marriage is fine "as far as (he's) aware of".
Now there's a vote of confidence.
But while Guy stayed on point where his relationship is concerned, his wife likely will tear him a new one for forgetting that she's actually English.
Said Guy about London:
"I was born there and I've seen it change and I know a great deal about it, I'm invested. I live vicariously through my wife, so I was once a spy and now I've become a tourist, and it's much more fun to live in London as a tourist than it is as a spy. Someone told me the definition was a spy always looks for the bad stuff, and a tourist always looks for the good stuff. So that makes it easy, being married to an American."
Her Madgesty is American? I totally forgot? Must be her amazing British accent.
-LAINEYGOSSIP.COM
50 CENT SUING TACO BELL!!!
50 Cent is suing US fast food chain Taco Bell for using his name in a "guerrilla" advertising campaign.
The 'In Da Club' singer, real name Curtis Jackson, is asking for over $1 million in damages from the company - who asked him to change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to promote their food.
The suit reads: "Taco Bell traded on the name of the world's biggest hip-hop star to draw attention to its new, hip-hop-based advertising campaign, and thereby generated massive publicity for its business."
Taco Bell President Greg Creed wrote to the singer earlier this year, promising to donate $10,000 to his favorite charity if he agreed to change his professional tag.
He wrote: "We know that you adopted the name 50 Cent years ago as a metaphor for change. We at Taco Bell are also huge advocates for change. We encourageyou to 'Think Outside the Bun' and hope you accept our offer."
50 is upset his fans are accusing him of "selling out" by agreeing to promote the brand's value menu, not realizing the adverts were unauthorized.
-HOLLYWODRAG.COM
BRIT GETS VMA NOD!!!
Britney Spears Piece Of Me Oficial Video 2do Single!!!
Pop star Britney Spears is the first nominee announced for this year's 2008 MTV Video Music Awards, getting the nod for her hit single "Piece of Me." The video was chosen by MTV viewers who selected Spears, along with three other top female artists, to represent the Best Female Video category through an online vote at vma.mtv.com. Rumors continue to circulate about whether the paparazzi favorite will perform live at the awards show, but MTV has yet to confirm or deny. The remaining Best Female Video as well as Best Male Video nominees will be announced at 8pm ET/PT Friday, July 25 on FN'MTV Premieres, the network's new music video series hosted by Pete Wentz.
For the next 4-weeks, fans can cast their vote at vma.mtv.com for VMA categories including Best Hip Hop Video, Best Pop Video, Best Rock Video, Best New Artist, Video of the Year, and more.
The 2008 MTV Video Music Awards will air live from Paramount Pictures Studios in Los Angeles on September 7, 2008 and will be hosted by British comedian Russell Brand.
-IMNOTOBSESSED.COM
THERE GOES A MILLION DOLLAR PICTURE
Ethan Hawke and The Nanny said "EFF it" today by not even trying to cover up their little baby's face from the paps. Obviously, they've decided not to whore out their baby in a magazine. Ethan should have tried to work some kind of deal. He could have gotten a meal voucher from T.G.I. Friday's or possibly half of a joint. Oh well, maybe next time.
-DLISTED.COM
ANGIE NEEDS TO FATTEN UP
Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to eat a funnel cake or something. Mmmm....funnel cakes.
Last year, it was rumored that Angie Jo signed on to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the sequel called "The Topkapi Affair." Paul Verhoeven is supposed to direct this mess. According to the Mirror (via SF Chronicle), they have asked her to gain 28 pounds. A source said, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
If she gains an extra 28 pounds, that would put her at what weight? An even 100? And I guess if she gains 27 pounds, she's out. It's 28 or bust!
She should just borrow Meg Ryan's fat suit. see below....
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MEG RYAN FAT!?!?!
46-year-old Meg pulled a Gwenyth Paltrow and put on a fat suit for her new movie, "The Kirstie Alley Story."
No, Meg is doing some movie called "My Mom's Hot Boyfriend." This show also stars Colin Hanks, Antonio Banderas and Selma Blair. It's about "an FBI agent who returns home after a three-year assignment to discover his chunky mother is now super-hot. But his life turns into a nightmare when he's forced to spy on her every move because her dashing new boyfriend may be an international art thief." Wasn't this crap already made in the 80s with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell?
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WHAAAAA!?!?! THESE TWO ARE REALLY LOADED...
If you ever start to feel down about the state of humanity, just remember this: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are making way more money than you.
We didn't believe it when we saw the video of the couple we love to hate as they went house shopping yesterday in [Malibu]. They looked at two homes: the aforementioned $12 mil beach house and a 10,000 sq. ft. estate with an asking price of more than $15 mil.
So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they're 'serious buyers.'
Guess this is what happens when you sell all your pride.
-MOLLYGOOD.COM
MARIAH'S TOUR WILL BE AMMMAAAZZZING...
Mariah Carey has promised her fans that her next tour will be "elaborate", though given Mariah's mental state she may well have meant "a lab rat", bless her and her big, confused cushion face. The tour certainly should be elaborate as it is to promote the album 'E=MC2', named after Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity and crammed with songs about marshmallows, shopping, diamante and where to purchase the skimpiest clothing tat in Beverly Hills.
Naming an album and tour after such a distinguished piece of scientific research could always backfire if it was merely a term bandied about by a ****wit with no understanding of anything that doesn't cross her dressing table. Luckily (and despite her advancing years) Mariah still has a mind as sharp as a bear-trap.
"I like elaborate. We only do substantial. That's what my jeweller says."
It's always good to name-check the jeweller in situations such as these. Despite warning signals from her PR people, Mariah's busy little mouth continued to fart out thoughts, polluting the air with such ideas as:
"I haven't gotten the looks in mind just yet, but we're going to figure it out soon enough. I'm looking at November right now. But please don't hold me accountable if it turns out to be December 5 or December 7 or January 18!"
Like I said, mind like a bear-trap.
-HOLYMOLY.CO.UK
MADGE MAY HAVE PHARELL SHOT AFTER THIS...
Pharrell Williams, worked with Madge on her "Hard Candy" album. When asked what impresses him most about Vadge, he answered, "She sure knows how to milk publicity and create a publicity stunt."
Gulp. Pharrell, Vadge will mostly likely put a hit out on you for saying that. You need to immediately hide out.
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SECURITY BREECH ON THE HOMELAND!!!!
A couple of paps thought it would be a smart idea to dress in camouflage and sneak on to Brangelina's holy land yesterday afternoon. The idiots were immediately caught by Brangie's security team and they all started fighting. The two paps and two security guards were questioned by police. Both sides filed complaints. A spokesperson for the police said the injuries weren't major, just scratches and bruises.
The head of Brangie's security team said, "We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy's just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C."
Brangie's security guards were given doctor's notes, giving them four days off of work.
The paps were probably trying to get pictures of the twin messiahs. Brad Pitt has already threatened to sue for publishing pictures of him and his family on their private property in France. If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie's $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.
By the way, you know Jennifer Aniston hired those paps. She's trying to **** with Saint Angelina's money! Try harder, Jen, try harder!
-DLISTED.COM
AS IF WE COULDN'T SEE THIS COMING...
And they said it wouldn't last. Well, they were right. The fairytale romance of "The Bachelor's" Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas has ended. They told People, "We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends."
What would be more shocking is if a "Bachelor" couple actually made it past the first year.Don't be surprised when ABC announces Shayne as the next "Bachelorette." It's supposed to happen this way.
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DIDDY YOU SCOUNDREL!!!
Kim Porter was with Diddy for 10 years. They have 3 children together and he never married her. I think they were engaged at least 100 times, but I'm not sure. Star Magazine reports that Diddy is telling his friends and family that he will marry a woman and her name is not Kim Porter. Her name is Cassandra Ventura. That's a hot name. She's got Kim in the name department. Sorry.
A source said, "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first." 38-year-old Diddy met 21-year-old Cassie when he signed her to his label in 2006.
If Cassie thinks she's getting the wedding of her dreams, she's mistaken. This is going to be The Diddy Show. He will be the bride, groom, priest, best man, all of the groomsmen and all of the bridesmaids. Everything will have his face on it and he'll perform at the ceremony and the reception. Cassie will just sit on the side, waiting until it's time to cut the cake.
That's if Kim Porter doesn't crash the ceremony. I'll even drive her there and hold down Diddy while Kim slaps the SSSS out of him. Then we'll steal a bunch of jordan almonds (love those) and bust out of there.
-DLISTED.COM
GIRL FIGHT!!!! SHANNA VS. KIM!!!
Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a "head" at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!
Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat a$$ showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She's soooo ****ing fat! She's 5′2″ and she's like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ****! I like a nice **** but hers is not a nice ****!" Okay, score 1 for Shauna.
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn't so she threw her drink on Kim. She went on to say, "Then, Reggie comes up and says 'YO! Be careful what you say!' And I was like 'Your girls a whore!' and he said it again - 'Be careful what you say.' and I just told him again - "Your girl's a whore!'" Okay, score 2 for Shauna.
Shanna is apparently mad at Kim over some e-mails sent to Travis Barker. Shanna issued a "statement" to TMZ:
"Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all 'friendly' and very much 'romantically' inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.
If I had known Ms. Kardashian was going to be at the BBQ in Malibu I wouldn't have gone. One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with. I still have these emails and I won't release them as not to embarrass my ex and my family any further."
Kim also issued her own statement saying that she modeled for Travis Barker's clothing over a year ago, but has never had a romantic relationship with him. Blah...blah...blah..
For real, are we back in junior high school again?
-DLISTED.COM
