THE MOOOOLLLLEEEE!!!!
The Daily Mail thinks Sara Jessica Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that **** up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?!
-dlisted.com
WOW ANDY **** IS A MESS!!!
Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy ****, was arrested at 2am this morning in Murrieta, CA on drug possession and sexual battery. The po-po arrested him at a parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. According to the Press Enterprise, Andy is still in the clink and his bail has been set at $5,000. They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
TMZ reports that the cops responded to call of some bitch pissing in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found Andy in a van. He was busted for allegedly touching the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. Cops found weed and Xanax in the pockets of his pants.
-DLISTED.COM
IS PARIS WANTING TO CHEAT ON BENJI!?!
Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.
The Manchester United striker - currently in LA on an undisclosed business trip - arrived at trendy hotspot Villa in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
A source said: 'Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table.
'At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.
-DAILYMAIL.CO.UK
BRITNEY'S NEW WEAVE... LOOKIN' GOOD
Click here to see the first set of photos from Brit's shoot in an elevator for Madonna's new tour!!! You know Madonna was like... "you best be getting that nasty weave fixed if you're mug is showin' up on my stage!" I have to admit whatever it was that made Brit fix the hair... its working... she looks good!!!
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SOOOOOOO IN LOOOOOVE
"The Bachelor" has picked the wrong woman. Last season's hunk, Londoner Matt Grant, picked Lorenzo Lamas' blond, bobbleheaded daughter, Shayne , as his bride to be. After Grant moved to LA to be near his honey, Lamas, a wannabe actress, set up several photo shoots for paparazzi on a California beach. But photographers were nowhere to be found last Tuesday when she hooked up with Las Vegas media magnate Justin Weneger at Blush in the Wynn. "Matt has no idea," said our source. "She hasn't dumped him yet." A rep for the couple didn't return calls, and a rep for the show declined to comment.
-NYPOST.COM
REX!?!?! THEY WERE GONNA NAME HIM REX???
As you know, Brangie named one of those chosen twins, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt. A source told Rush & Molloy that they were this close to naming him "Rex." Six weeks ago, they ordered a play mat from plainmary.com with the name "Rex Leon Jolie Pitt" embroidered on it. They recently ordered a new play mat with the Messiah's new name on it.
Brangie wanted a boy's name ending with the letter x to go with their other boy's names. That means when they have a fourth son (which they will), they will name him Chex, Mex, Sex, Tex, Hax, Lax, Bux, Sux or Lox. I can do that all day. Max, Tax, Sax....
In other Golden Twins news, the bidding war for the first pictures is heating up. The newspaper in Nice, France claims they made a deal for $11 million. But some reports claim the battle continues and the pictures will most likely get around $15 to $20 million.
The magazine who wins will not only have to sell all their first borns to pay for the pictures, but they will also have to spend more dough to pay scientists to invent special cameras. There's no way these special twins can be photographed with just a regular camera. Their greatness will break lenses.
-DLISTED.COM
JESSICA AND BABY HONOR ON THE COVER OF OK!
OK! Magazine says "Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren" first of all, I had nooooo idea they got married!?!?! When was this?! Or is that just a lil' misprint??? Any who... apparently Jess had the most peaceful birthing ever...
"I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing." Here, the proud pair open their door exclusively to OK!, introducing the adorable Honor Marie Warren. "It hasn't totally sunk in," Jessica reveals to OK!. "She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn't seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she's connected to the other world, or something. There's no other way to explain it. It's a miracle."
The "other world?"
The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. "The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused." Jessica, who tells OK! she ate "a lot of soul food" in the weeks following Honor's birth, says she's just now starting to shed the pregnancy pounds.
"I started working out last Thursday, but for 20 minutes. I do cardio on my own. I'm doing it slow," she says. "Now I'm starting to eat more healthy. Because after working out, having fried chicken and mashed potatoes is a little counteractive."
So who does Honor look more like?
"She looks like a girl version of me," Cash says. "She has my nose, my eyebrows and my..."
"Forehead and dimples," Jessica finishes, adding, "She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears."
"Maybe Honor is a mixture," Cash reconsiders. "I want her to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica, I'd kill myself!"
-OKMAGAZINE.COM
I HATE THIS SONG... WHY!?!?!
The epidemic continues! Dumb peeps that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that this morning on KIIS-FM in LA.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: It's realllly bad....
