ANGIE'S RECYCLED VANITY FAIR PIC...

CLICK HERE... what do you think photoshopped???

-ONTD.COM

OH GEEEZZZZ....

Why Heidi Montag was allowed to "create" a fall collection for her Heidiwood line is beyond us, especially considering this series is even worse than the last, a feat we once thought impossible. Not only are the clothes uninspired and cheaply made, but each outfit has the dumbest name imaginable (see "Hoodiewood"). And evidently the only pants in her collection are those awful "black skinnies," which says a lot about the variety in her line.

And if you weren't totally convinced that this is the worst collection in the history of clothing, here's the description of one of her outfits, creatively titled "Signature Required": "All you need is Heidi's signature for your VIP entrance...in this black denim jacket and overdyed black skinnies." If there is indeed a club that required Heidi's signature for admission, we don't want to be on the guest list. Ever.

-MOLLYGOOD.COM

EVA MENDES USED TO BE HARD CORE...

Eva Mendes had just finished filming Training Day and felt the need to carry a knife for safety reasons. The crime drama featured Eva nude and received a large amount of attention. She told Interview Magazine that at the time carrying the blade made her feel empowered. Upon reflection after seven years since her nude scene in the film, she now feels "stupid" for carrying it.

That was my controversial stage where I'd just started acting. I went through my little Angelina Jolie phase, like I was really tough. I had just come out in Training Day and I was nude in it, so I was getting a certain kind of attention.

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During her "Angelina Jolie" phase and carrying weaponry she also packed alternative protection. The knife was a last resort in case of an emergency.

And I did carry a little blade. My God, with obviously no intention to ever use it. I had Mace as well. But the blade sounded cooler in interviews. I was young and stupid.

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-CELEBITCHY.COM

ANNA FARIS IS HEF'S NEW HONORARY 4H GIRLFRIEND!!!

Anna Faris stars in the upcoming "The House Bunny" (which features the men's magazine mogul and his three busty blondes), and has since been spending quite a bit of time at the iconic Playboy Mansion.

"I was just there yesterday. Hef has been an incredible support system; it's thrilling to see him act," Faris SAID last week, adding that she's been made a real-life honorary girlfriend.   The bubbly blonde also told us to keep our eyes out for the September issue of Playboy (no confirmation that it is a centerfold), and although Anna sweated it out to be picture-perfect for the part, being a girlfriend didn't involve too much mental stress.

"I did very little to emotionally prepare - I worked out, got hair extensions and bought lots of padded bras," she said.    But speaking of Hef and his girlfriends, it seems things weren't quite so sunny at the annual Fourth of July bash at the mansion on Friday.   According to some partygoers, there was a bit of a tiff among the girls and Kendra wasn't speaking to Holly or Bridget.

"They didn't even exchange glances," an eyewitness said. "I don't know what happened, but Kendra made sure to keep her distance."   It has been speculated for quite some time that 23-year-old Wilkinson is getting ready to fly the coop, having been busy focusing on building her own brand-name independent of the "Girls Next Door."

Only time will tell, but last time we spoke to Hef, himself, just a few weeks ago, he said that it's quite amazing they've all been together for this long.   "Girls will be girls, and there are moments where they will disagree," he said. "The amazing thing, quite frankly, is that we're all together after six years."

-ICYDK.COM

EVA LONGORIA GOT THE KATIE HOLMES HAIR

What do you think!?!?!

KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOING TO JAIL!!!

Unfortunately, it's not Kim Kardashian, it's her younger sister Khloe. Although, they really should do a DNA test on Khloe, because methinks she's Chyna's long-lost secret daughter. Look at that hunk! She could bench press a single family home.

TMZ reports that Khloe Kardashian will report to jail this Friday for violating her probation. Last March, Khloe got a DUI and was put on probation. She was also sentenced to community service and a booze education program. Khloe didn't complete either of those things, so the judge sentenced her to 30 days in the clink.

Kim Kardashian has already taken to her blog and wrote, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!"

First of all, Khloe will probably serve a quick minute. Second of all, if she has to serve more than a quick minute, she'll still do fine in jail. She was built for prison! Some of us are too fragile, dainty and innocent for that, but Khloe looks like she could knock a biaaatch out with just a flick from one finger.

-DLISTED.COM

WINO... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!

The Wino better be careful. If daddy catches her smoking, she'll be back on restriction and will probably lose her crack smoking privileges. It's a good thing daddy is in the hospital or she would be in real trouble. He would talk about this to press for days.

Yeah, Mitch Wino collapsed last week due to stress and now he's in the hospital. The docs told him to relax and focus on himself. Wino also told him to not worry about her and to go away for a bit. Uh huh. Of course she's going to say that. When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!

Mitch told The Sun, "I'm awaiting the results of tests. I'm going away for a few days and we will see what happens after that." Even though he's laid up in the hospital, he's still talking to the press?!

-DLISTED.COM

J.LO DOESN'T LET HER BABIES WEAR ANYTHING TWICE!!!

JLo doesn't let her twinsies wear anything twice. A source claims that JLo donated some dresses to a charity and also offered them some of her twins' clothes. The source said, "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each."

That source got it all wrong. JLo really said that her twins only have one outfit, but if the charity would pay enough for them, she'd gladly give em up. Babies don't need to wear clothes. She'll just wrap them up in one of her gorilla furs.

-DLISTED.COM

THEY REJECTED MILLIONS FOR THEIR BABY PICS

You might not see Nicole Kidman's baby for a while. Nicky and Frosty Urban aren't members of the Baby Whorin' Club just yet. They have reportedly turned down several multi-million dollar offers for the exclusive rights to Sunday Rose's first pictures.

A source said, "They don't think it's appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about (it) - if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realize there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that. Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot - Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now."

I personally can respect this... its about time celebs don't use their babies as a paycheck... don't get me wrong... when I have kids... I would sell pictures of them if I could too... but, good for them... very honorable.

-DLISTED.COM

KATIE PRICE WANTS ANOTHER BABY!!!

Katie Price was so moved after watching a BBC documentary about disabled orphans in Bulgaria that she wants to adopt one. Kate told The Sun, "We want to be able to help a child to have a better life. The program moved me to tears. So many babies who are born with disabilities find it hard to find adoptive parents - no one wants them. So Pete and I have been to see a lawyer about adopting a baby from abroad."

I love how Katie tells the press instead of going out and just doing it. I'm sure before she visited her lawyers, she visited the magazines first to see how much cash she could get for the exclusive pictures. Harvey is not amused by any of this.

-DLISTED.COM

DOOOOOONNEEEEEE!!

Sarah Silverman is no longer with Jimmy Kimmel. The two have broken up after 5 years of being chained to each other. And I thought they were going to last forever! Who the hell is going to date them now?

Jimmy's spokesbitch told People, "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment." Wha?! Not even a joke. What the hell kind of break-up statement is that? They should have at least made a crack that they broke up because Jimmy can't stop pooping the bed or because Sarah really did **** Matt Damon.

-DLISTED.COM

 

REESE TOTALLY RULES ON JAKE...

For Hollywood "it" couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, domestic bliss is simple, as long as they follow the rules. Reese's rules, that is.   According to Star magazine, before Jake moved into Reese's $5 million L.A. home last month, the "Legally Blonde" star laid down the law.

"Reese believes in wide-open communication, and she discussed at length with him what is best for her household," an insider revealed. "Some of (the things she insists on) are run-of-the-mill. He has to take off his shoes when he's in the house; trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full; and no feet on the coffee table."

Then there are rules catered to providing an appropriate environment for Reese's children, 8-year-old Ava and 4-year-old Deacon. For instance, Jake has to leave his potty mouth at the door.   "Jake used to swear like a sailor, but not anymore," the source told Star. "If he does, he has to apologize."

Reese's system for success is also said to include daily discussions around the dinner table and consultations with each other before making plans for dinner, home décor or even yoga sessions.   As for Jake, the insider says he's had his fill of the single life and couldn't be happier with his new, orderly home life.

"He'd much rather stay home, make popcorn and watch a movie than step foot in a club," the insider assured. "So when he was looking for a girlfriend, he looked for someone who was past all that - and he found her in Reese."

-MSNBC.MSN.COM

WHO IS THIS!?!?!

I had to stare at this picture in awwww for like a good ten minutes... literally just staring and not believing my eyes... It's Joey "WOAH" Lawrence... and I know he's had the shaved head thing for  a good minute now... that's not what my eyes can not believe... what the crap is he wearing??? Shopping in the wife's closet??? This is not ok... from the cleavage bearing v-neck to the tan bandana around his wrist...