BRIT ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER... Brit Brit Spears triumphant return to "How I Met Your Mother" was last night. Honestly, I fast forwarded through most of it. Britney can't act and the script was caca. If you missed any of it, you didn't miss much. Just in case you care, here's links to all of Brit's clips.

Brit on HIMYM - Clip 1
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 2
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 3
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 4
Brit on HIMYM - Clip 5

 

JIMMY'S TAKIN' OVER FOR CONAN!!!

 

"Saturday Night Live" veteran Jimmy Fallon was officially named on Monday to take Conan O'Brien's place on NBC next year when O'Brien succeeds Jay Leno as host of "The Tonight Show."

The announcement, which had been expected for weeks, was made during a press event from NBC headquarters in New York where O'Brien's "Late Night" show is taped.

The appointment of Fallon, long considered a leading contender for NBC's 12:35 a.m. time slot, completes a talent shuffle set in motion when the network announced in 2004 that Leno would retire from "Tonight" in 2009 and that O'Brien would replace him. (Msnbc.com is a joint venture between Microsoft and NBC Universal.)

"It's going to be a grind, it's going to be hard, but I'm going to go at it full force," the boyish-looking Fallon told reporters on a conference call. "The fact that I'm stepping into David Letterman and Conan O'Brien's shoes is very exciting."

NBC's plan is to have O'Brien move west to take over for Leno at the "Tonight" show next year. After a break to refurbish the Rockefeller Center studio where O'Brien now works, Fallon will take over.  -MSNBC.MSN.COM

 

GETTING' MARRIED!?!?!

 

Cynthia Nixon said that she would love to marry her hot girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, when it's legal in New York state. Cynthia shot down rumors that she would marry Rojo Caliente in Vermont.

Cynthia told The Mirror, "It's something my girlfriend is interested in and it was not something my boyfriend ever was. I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It's like if you've never had the vote and then you get it you're going to run out there and vote."

She also said that she's never been in love with a woman before, , "I had been with men all my life and I had never met a woman I had fallen in love with before. But when I did, it didn't seem so strange. I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman." -DLISTED.COM

 

FRAGGLE ROCK!!! IT'S COMIN' BACK!!!

The Fraggle Rock movie musical is coming! Variety is reporting that The Weinstein Co. has hired Cory Edwards to direct and write the live-action musical feature. The Jim Henson Co. will produce the movie. Ahmet Zappa will be one of the film's executive producers. The producers will also ask popular bands to write songs for the movie.

The movie will take the core characters Gogo, Wembley, Mokey, Boober and Red outside of their home in Fraggle Rock, where they interact with humans, which they think are aliens. The show premiered on HBO in 1983, ran five seasons and was broadcast in more than 80 countries. -DLISTED.COM

YES!!! This makes my day!!! The fraggles!!! I always have good memories when I think about the Fraggles!!!  In honor of that... let me give you the intro for Fraggle Rock. I hope it stays in your head all day long!

 

 

 

ALBA FOR ALLURE MAGAZINE.... AS CHAPLIN...

 

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for Allure Magazine... She looks like Chris Brown... Anyway... she also did an interview with People Magazine... Here are some highlights from the interview:

On Her Steamy Public Image: "[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s--- about all that stuff! It's nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!"

On Owning Her Sexuality: "I don't think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 - that's when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud."

On Sex Before Marriage: "I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they're having sex. I don't think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it's acceptable." -PEOPLE.COM

 

CHRISTINA AND JORDAN MAKE AN APPEARANCE...

Xtina and Bat Boy attended the Christian Dior Cruise collection last night in NYC. He should have been at home in bed. -DLISTED.COM

 

J.LO AND MARC WENT TOO...

JLo and Skeletor left the Dragon Tales twins at home last night to attend Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC-DLISTED.COM

 

THE BACHELOR HAS PICKED HIS WOMAN!!!

Matt Grant proposed to Shayne Lamas on last night's season finale of The Bachelor. Matt just wants to be a part of Hollywood royalty.

Matt dumped Chelsea and she was pissed. She called Shayne the "falsest person here." If by "falsest," she means "gorgeous, glamorous and husky" then I agree. When it came time to propose to Shayne, Matt got down on one knee Shayne kind of gushed for the cameras and said yes. I'm surprised she didn't ask the producer, "Where's the good light? Which camera is on me? Can we do this again? I wasn't crying enough! Get the glycerine!"

She then told Matt, "I will marry you under one condition, that you will never look at another woman for the rest of our lives, because you have looked at way too many during our relationship."

 

 

-DLISTED.COM

 

DID ROMO KICK JESS TO THE CURB!?!?!

The rumor mill is fast at work again, this time saying that Tony Romo has (finally) broken up with Jessica Simpson. At this point it's technically wishful thinking, until we get some sort of confirmation from a publicist. Which should read like this:

"Dear World:
Tony Romo has come to his senses. Thanks.
Peace Out,
Tony's Publicist."

Unfortunately we'll probably get some crap about how their busy careers keep them apart for too long, they're still best friends, and wish each other nothing but love and happiness and kittens.

Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in the Windy City these past couple of days and now we know why. We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up! Romo partied with several of his college buddies from his alma mater Eastern Illinois over the weekend and he told them on Saturday night that him and Simpson were on the outs. "They're broken up," according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. "He told us they broke up and that was that. We're guys so we didn't talk about it much."

"He w****urrounded by girls," according to an eyewitness. "We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table." Apparently, the girls at da club weren't enough for Romo and his friends. They sent the nightclub's bus to pick up more girls from the Hard Rock Hotel where Romo and his friends were crashing.

Romo's night entailed a bevy of beauties, including one blonde in particular he spent a lot of time talking to, and an "impressive" amount of alcohol. "He zeroed in on one blonde all night," a source said. "That blonde wasn't Jessica Simpson." We've placed a call to Simpson's rep and are waiting to hear back.

-CELEBITCHY.COM

 

MORE MILEY MYSPACE PICS...

Ohhhhh Miley... when will you learn??? These pics aren't even X-rated... yet you know these are gonna put everyone into "scandal-talk" again...   pic from CELEBDIRTYLAUNDRY.COM

 

ASHLEE AND PETE GETTIN' MARRIED THIS WEEKEND!?!?!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a "top secret" location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com."Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told Us.  The rehearsal dinner - described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" - will take place on Friday.

On Saturday, "all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location," the source explained.  Regarding Simpson's upcoming wedding, her spokesperson told Us: "This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm."  Simpson, 23, and Wentz, 28, announced their engagement in April.

Usmagazine.com broke news that Simpson is pregnant with the couple's first child.

 

-USMAGAZINE.COM

 

NANCY GRACE AND HER BABIES...

Nancy Grace and her twin angels grace the cover of June's Good Housekeeping. Do you think she got $6 million like JLo did? Naw, Nancy got more. She's double the fun and double the crazy.

 

-DLISTED.COM