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THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

“Woman Accused in ‘Decorations Shooting’” [AP]

THE TWINS

PETA’s new anti-fur campaign stars “Hairy Kate” and “Trashley,” the “Trollson twins.” [Hollywood Rag]

MY FUTURE WIFE (SHE STILL DOESN’T KNOW IT YET)

KISS Artist Gwen Stefani donated $166,000 to begin a scholarship fund for kids affected by the wildfires in San Diego. [Sign On San Diego]

CRASH DIETING

A downed Kenyan pilot subsisted for eight days on leaves and water. Every model in America asks, “So?” [BBC]

DESIGNER BABIES

Turns out, Brangelina may have some hoops to jump through from now on. The U.S. is joining an international overhaul of an overseas adoption plan. [NY Times]

GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GEE…

“25-Lb Turkey Flies Through Man’s Window” [AP]

THIS WILL NOT END WELL

The Chicago Cubs get Japanese outfielder Kosuke Fukudome. Sportscasters all express interest in changing his last name. [ESPN]

WE’LL TAKE GOOD LUCK FOR $1,000

Alex Trebek suffered a mild heart attack yesterday. [TMZ]

$25,000

The amount of cash actor Gary Coleman (Arnold Jackson) is trying to raise by selling his Saturn on eBay. How much you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis? [TMZ]

Celebrities: Unfiltered

“I have an interest, of course, but I’m too busy. And then I think, ‘Oh my God, who wants to date me? I’m so complicated.’ People have a low perception of me, men especially. They think, ‘this woman, she’s a nightmare.’”

— Fashion “icon” Donatella Versace, on dating. “Complicated?” Funny, Donatella, I’m thinking of another word... [Jossip]

TV

TIVO…

The Oprah: Oprah’s Favorite Things 2007! (Rerun)

The View: Musician turned actress Queen Latifah, actress Gabrielle Union, and guest co-host country star Sara Evans

Regis and Kelly: Actor Will Smith, and General Hospital alum and musician Rick Springfield

Ellen: Days of Our Lives star Alison Sweeney, and Johnny Cash sound-a-like Vince Mira

STAY UP FOR…

Letterman: TBA

Leno: Late Night host Conan O’Brien, Miss America 1944 Venus Ramey – last April she confronted thieves stealing farm equipment from her home by shooting out their tires and holding them at gunpoint ‘til a passerby was able to call police, and musical guests the Kings of Leon (Rerun)

Late Late Show: From American Chopper Paul Sr. and Paul Jr., Actress and former fashion model Kelly Hu, and comedian Gary Owen (Rerun)

Conan: TBA

Last Call: Adam Carolla, with KISS Artist Alicia Keys

Make sure you catch me playing the role of a Biker Dude on G4 Tech TV's 'Attack Of The Show' TONIGHT @ 5PM AND 9PM!!!  Set your TiVo! :)

-Marcus


MARCUS JORDAN'S IMDb PAGE

Make sure you catch me playing the role of a Biker Dude on G4 Tech TV's 'Attack Of The Show' tomorrow (Thursday) @ 5PM AND 9PM!!! Set your TiVo! :)

-Marcus


MARCUS JORDAN'S IMDb PAGE